im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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