The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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