Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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