TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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