I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Can I color on your dick again?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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