i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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