I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize