she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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