I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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