cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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