I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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