Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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