I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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