I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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