I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
