I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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