He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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