Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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That's how twitter works, right?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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