i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He kissed a someone with a penis
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
