babies were throwing up all over the place
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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