I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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