It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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