I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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