Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
