i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
