its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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