Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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