Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
