Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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