Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
How's work?
Spinning.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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