Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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