she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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