Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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