Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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