would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
