sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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