Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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