So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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