I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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