Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
is it fun? or sober?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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