But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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