3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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