Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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