Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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