My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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