Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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