another moral hangover. fuck.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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