How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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