i think i have two assholes
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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