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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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