Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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