Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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