yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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