Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
its not stalking. its research.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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