I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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