operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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